Well, these over-the-top pranks serve as the ultimate revenge stunt! Echoing the vibes of Ashton Kutcher’s ‘Punk’d’, the series has some outrageous practical jokes in store. If you can dream it, they can prank it.” Throughout the season, we see the guys scheme a skydiving event, organize a fake SWAT team, and jump out of a coffin in a room full of people. They’re helping the pranks get payback with the wildest pranks ever. It was a hollow victory, but he did block my email.As the narration says in one of the episodes: “What if someone you knew pranked the s**t out of you in front of the entire world? Enter Pauly and Vinny. ![]() The gifs were all sent with questions about where he suspected they came from. My hasty plan B included emailing Gary numerous photos of men in various states of undress asking him if he, as a man, felt that I could develop a workout regimen that would help me attain the same physical results, and if so, what might I need to do to maintain my physique. Since I hadn't actually managed to sabotage Gary's computer, I got away with an official reprimand from my boss and some glances that suggested HR would not approve of any follow-up questions for fear of a civil rights incident. My explanation that I confusedly thought it was my computer and I was just looking for wrestling photos for my own amusement fell on deaf ears. No one even questions you bringing the shrimp ring into the party because you're just a guy who brought a lame-ass gift.īeing the kind of guy Gary is, I was confident that this would make him uncomfortable, and also let him know that his terrible password "starwars123" has been on a Post-it in his top drawer for like a year, so his computer is less secure than his sexuality. I bought a shrimp ring that had no sauce, because I'm cheap. Just before Christmas is a magical time for vengeance, because people willingly invite you into their homes and shrimp is usually on sale, sometimes even with tangy sauce included. You ever walk to Korea? It's ridiculous far. And since I couldn't get revenge on her, because she currently lives in Korea and is pretending to be a decent human, I figured this guy would work, because he keeps inviting me to parties and I can walk to his house from here. I didn't like him for it much either, though. It's not that I despised this guy for having sex with my girlfriend. ![]() I don't want to come off sounding like a mentally fractured Maury guest. The guy who had sex with my ex before she was my ex. You're taking shellfish and hiding it in someone's home, with the knowledge that when it starts to go off, the stench will be pretty close to unbearable. ![]() This is taking revenge to a more extreme place that my previous attempts. Then, when all was ready, I excused myself to go to the bathroom. I visited my brother over the holidays, because holidays are for uncomfortable moments with family when you're all "Hey, remember how we share genetics? Welp, here's a box of chocolates with a map so you can tell which ones suck before you eat them!" We had dinner and sat around in that awkward way you do when you let the old people have all the good seats and even though you're an adult you still get a shitty folding chair from the basement that feels like maybe it's possessed by the spirit of hell's masseuse. For a second before it all went black, it was like being consumed by the Kraken, only to have it burp shit stink into your eye socket. That sounds bad, but it's worth noting that he took his pants off to do it, so his asshole was literally right in my eye. When I was 12 years old and my brother was 17, my parents paid him to baby-sit me and he sat on my head and farted right into my eye. It's when you poop into the tank on the back of their toilet. A tried and true method of sticking it to someone you don't like but are on good enough terms with to use their bathroom.
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